War and Tea Become a Patron  The king of the gods gets a tooth cavity. The king reacts to this in the most rational way possible: he makes it illegal to skip brushing one's teeth. The punishment is death. His ex-boyfriend, who also happens to be the god of war, decides this law is dumb. Now, gods are divided into two factions, preparing for the war over whether bad dental hygiene should be legal.

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